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My name is Sofia,am from Miami i have a husband that loves me.

this blog is about all the crazy, weird, funny and musical things i find on the internet

enjoy

ehnoshima:

more reasons im the worst being on earth

kreeationn:

xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

I wanted to slap her right in the face because I’ve known scrawny rejected punching bag boys, and they become suicidal. Not just because girls reject them but people in general just treating them like shit. I mean I know it’s just a
Movie but fuck he didn’t infect the damn popcorn you stuck up twat. Idk I just really love captain murica

officialblueshell:

Omg is it really you… it’s been so long…

officialblueshell:

Omg is it really you… it’s been so long…

applesdore:



one picspam per episode → (8/9) the sign of three
”Mary, when I say you deserve this man, it is the highest compliment of which I am capable.”

applesdore:

one picspam per episode → (8/9) the sign of three

Mary, when I say you deserve this man, it is the highest compliment of which I am capable.”

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

pizza-party:

silentgiantla:

Animated artwork by Rebecca Mock

Fine, detailed and subtle animated artwork created by New York illustrator Rebecca Mock. Apparently the animated gif back to stay, gradually more and more people are exploring this old format and customers asking for shouting. Several of these illustrations were created for the New York Times or The Warlus magazine.

Every day life is such a beautiful thing, and these display that nicely. Tremendous.

bombing:

[during the year 2250] 

operator: 911 what’s your emergency?

woman: someone’s trying to break into my house! 

operator: just stay calm. before we can send help we need to verify that you’re a human. please enter the following words

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

kingcheddarxvii:

*pulls out phone* “hey check out this meme”

"woah, don’t you know liking memes isn’t cool???"

"aha it’s a metaphor. i like the meme but i never press the reblog button. put it in your likes but never give it the power to ruin your blog"

snoia:

u kno when u hav many thing to do so u lay on the floor for long time